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A boundary disguised as a flirt.

This After Fire statement tee brings humor and depth into one clean line — “I Only Date Self-Aware People.”

Made from durable, preshrunk 100% cotton, it combines soft comfort with a structured fit that holds its shape through every moment of realness.

Details:

  • Relaxed, unisex fit with a classic crew neckline
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem for lasting quality
  • Seamless ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders
  • Garment weight: 180–200 g/m² (5.3 oz), premium feel
  • Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton

Meaning:
Conscious attraction starts here.
If they get it, they’re probably your type.

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